If you’ve reached this page, I probably wrote about something from the past that made you wonder,
“Wait, how old are you anyway?”
I considered adding this question to the FAQ and decided against it. Instead, I’m putting the answer here.
Just like this.

The immediate answer is: “None of your business.”
The secondary answer, which is only slightly more informative, what I’m willing to share is that I’m from the cool generation of Gen-X and will let you go look up what range of years that covers.

I was born before the internet and mobile phones. As kids, we played outside, phones had rotary dials, cameras had film in it, and we generated electricity by turning a hand crank.
Okay, enough. I’m stopping this right now.